S1 • E1
Lois Carlyle (Burnett) is a wife fed up with her cold, sexist philandering husband (Kind) who hires a hit-man named Brian Beckworth (Kiser) out of the phone book to kill him.
S1 • E2
Georgette (Burnett) is a woman attending the 30th reunion at her high school, where before her sex-change operation she had been "George", the quarterback on the football team. Swoosie Kurtz plays "George's" ex-girlfriend from school.
S1 • E3
A mother tired of supporting her shiftless kids decides to sue for compensation.
S1 • E4
Two practical jokers have to cool it when they meet their prospective in-laws, a deadly duo into munitions.
S1 • E5
Dr. Elaine Daniels (Burnett) learns that her ex-husband/co-worker, Dr. Arthur Daniels (Alex Rocco), is dating a younger woman and to make him jealous, she flaunts a much younger man under Arthur's nose.
S1 • E6
Barbara (Burnett), a fading soap opera star who feels threatened by an up-and-coming actress, learns a painful truth from Sam (Robert Guillaume) the security guard.
S1 • E7
Myna is a devout churchgoer who needs to raise $25,000 to save her church. One day she meets Steve, who she believes is an angel who will answer her prayers and help her save her church. He takes her to Atlantic City to convince her to win the $25,000 by gambling, but she soon learns that everything is not as it seems.
S1 • E8
Babe and Baby Bicker (Burnett and daughter Carrie Hamilton), a mother/daughter singing duo, feel their act may be threatened when Bobby (Robert Urich) comes between them.
S1 • E9
Sally Trickleson (Burnett) is an irate, love-sick listener who storms into a radio station and confronts the pop psychologist announcer Dr. Doris Kruber (Glenda Jackson) during a live call-in program.
S1 • E10
S1 • E12
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Skit characters
Skit characters
Skit Characters
Skit characters
Bobby
Robert Panda
Laurie
Dakota
Miss Underwood