

S1 • E1
Tony DiMeo is a sportswriter. Carmen Cruz is his assistant. Tina and Mickey are his daughters. Frank is his father. Stuey Mandelker is the doorman.

S1 • E2
Tony is trying to maintain a schedule, but nothing is going right. It starts with the plumbing and the problems keep on coming.

S1 • E3
Tony is excited to do a guest radio host gig, but the call-in show gets no calls. The only caller is Tina wanting to get her nose pierced. Meanwhile, Stuey Mandelker is frustrated that Mickey is doing better as the doorman.

S1 • E4
Tony's dad thinks it is time for Tony to start dating. Unsure how he or his daughters will feel, he agrees to meet his dad at a bar. He tells his girls he is going out for milk.

S1 • E5
Carmen's traditional father comes for a visit. He misconstrues Tony's intention and sets the wedding day in Miami.

S1 • E6
Tony has doubts about his writing. He challenges a rival to get an impossible interview. He manages to entice the subject with Cuban cigars.

S1 • E7
Carmen has trouble with men. As a man, Tony claims that he would be great finding guys for her. One date goes badly and Tony is the one getting sued.

S1 • E8
Carmen starts dating an MLB player, but Tony hates the guy. The girls are supposed to do the laundry. They take it to the cleaners instead, but they don't have the money. They end up working for Stuey on Halloween.

S1 • E9
Tony is having the first family thanksgiving without his wife and it is chaos.

S1 • E10
Carmen wants a raise but Tony resists. Tina wants her own phone and Tony reluctantly agrees only if she pays for it. Grandpa plays good cop and gives her a job at the bakery.

S1 • E11
Susan calls Tony. She wants the girls to join her for Christmas in Paris. Tony has to make the decision.

S1 • E12
It's Mickey's 12th birthday. All she wants is a complete medical physical. Tony throws a surprise party. Grandpa hires a clown. Lucky for Tina, the clown brought his cute son. This one has Jose Canseco and a young Kaley Cuoco.

S1 • E13
The girls are fighting. When Tina hurts her foot, Mickey offers to help her, but it is really for revenge. Carmen finishes writing Tony's story and she wants to do more.

S1 • E14
Tony has a vision of a girl who walked out of his dad's bakery. His dad, Stuey, and Carmen all set him up on different dates and none of them work out. He keeps going back to his dream girl.

Tony DiMeo

Carmen Cruz

Stuey Mandelker

Tina DiMeo
Mickey DiMeo

Frank DiMeo

Announcer

Simka Gravaas

Gary

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