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S1 • E1
Attempting to turn his life around, John joins Alcoholics Anonymous and takes a job managing a bus station.
S1 • E2
Sobriety hasn't lessened John's problems, so he becomes increasingly frustrated and contemplates having a drink, but instead, he gets a "God shot" and meets Chester. Also, Carly leaves a talking bird in John's care.
S1 • E3
After making an AA agreement to abstain from sex for six months, John finds a beautiful woman throwing herself at him. Meanwhile, Dexter complains about the new Muzak, and Gene freaks out when a white spot suddenly appears on his penis.
S1 • E4
When John's grifter mother appears, he concludes that she's the root of his life's problems, but he's blindsided when she makes a shocking revelation. Meanwhile, the paparazzi catches Carly with a senator.
S1 • E5
After writing out a list of his sins, John searches for someone to confide in; he also stops a purse-snatcher and tries to help a young runaway.
S1 • E6
One of John's former associates cons Mahalia out of her savings. Meanwhile, everyone teams up to help a pathetic young virgin who's facing stiff sentencing for crossing state lines with a police chief's underage daughter.
S1 • E7
John learns that a gang member has been extorting money from everyone in the station with promises of protecting them, Mahalia and Gene protest John's raise by slacking off, and Chester falls off the wagon.
S1 • E8
A fellow alcoholic shows up to make amends for seducing John, who has no recollection of the incident and begins questioning his heterosexuality; Mahalia accidentally kills a raccoon when she takes her kids to the petting zoo.
S1 • E9
A lawyer forces John to rent a bus to Nazis, a health inspector tries to extort money from Dexter, and one of John's old drinking buddies writes a book about him.
S1 • E10
John solicits advice from Mahalia and a ride from Dexter when he attempts to reconnect with his son. Meanwhile, both Gene and his senile mother put on brave faces when he moves her to a different nursing home.
S1 • E11
John's vow of celibacy has expired, but his sex life is stuck in neutral when his new girlfriend joins AA; Dexter claims to know an acclaimed author; the clock on the bus terminal mysteriously moves for the first time since 1947.
S1 • E12
John's Marine nephew stops by on the way to Quantico, and John must deal with the young man who idolizes him as "the man who taught me to drink"; Dex wants to get a cappuccino machine.
S1 • E13
Mahalia drastically intervenes when John succumbs to temptation. Is a higher power involved? Meanwhile, Dexter and Carly's friendship is tested when Dexter learns that his date is a hooker; and Heavy Gene adds some fun to Christianity.
S1 • E14
John is ordered to train his boss' unconventional nephew for a job at the bus station, and it turns out that his eccentric behavior is the result of a year of AA. Meanwhile, Carly wants to take over the stand because of Dexter's shoulder injury; and when Max and Eve are off-duty they accidentally run into each other in the bar--and don't recognize each other.
S1 • E15
John's sponsor Chester goes missing; Mahalia and her sister, who married her ex-husband, argue over the care of their mother.
S1 • E16
John signs a voucher for a man who needs to attend to retain his driver's license. The bad news is, he is a bus driver with a drinking problem and he works at the Crossroads Bus Station. Also, there is a man with a sensitive package.
S1 • E17
When Dexter's truck breaks down, he ends up staying in a dingy motel with John and some crates of chickens.
S1 • E18
John realizes that his new girlfriend is married to a man who tries to force him to drink while being held captive at gunpoint. Topless women start a protest at the bus stop. Dexter comes to the aid of a patron. The man repays Dexter for saving his life, but the reward is not a financial one.
S1 • E19
John runs into his old college roommate dressed as Marlene Dietrich at a drag show.
S1 • E20
John and his ex-wife (John Larroquette, guest-star Donna Mills) have an argument at the station when their son (guest-star Omri Katz) appears on John's doorstep.
S1 • E21
Eggers (Elizabeth Berridge) develops a crush on John (John Larroquette) after he rescues her from a crazed gunman.
S1 • E22
Dexter is outraged when his sister strikes up a friendship with John; Mahalia is overjoyed to hear that her first boyfriend is coming to visit; Carly reports to John that she was sent out on a house call--to his son.
S1 • E23
John becomes an AA sponsor but accidentally eats a pot brownie and gets super high; Adam's estranged father wants something from him; actor Joe Pesci (playing himself) briefly visits Oscar for selfish reasons.
S1 • E24
It was a dark and stormy night at Crossroads with a bunch of clowns, but not jut any night, it's John's birthday. But his employees are being held hostage, and John must try to reason with their captor.
John Hemingway
Mahalia Sanchez
Dexter Wilson
Heavy Gene
Officer Adam Hampton
Carly Watkins
Officer Eve Eggers
Oscar
Catherine Merrick
Max Dumas