Dave the Barbarian

Seasons

2004

7

TV-G

Follow the adventures of Dave, one incredibly unusual barbarian, who's more interested in raising his family and cooking yummy gourmet meals than conquering new lands.

Episode List

The Maddening Sprite of the Stump/Shrink Rap

S1 • E1

The Maddening Sprite of the Stump/Shrink Rap

In the course of slaying a giant muffin, Lula gets stuck in a tree stump. Unless they can free her, the Sprite of the Stump will become king. Later, Dave tries to help people by becoming a psychofloobicologist, but awakens an angry god instead.

S1 • E2

Pet Threat/Lula's First Barbarian

Dave decides to buy Faffy a friend, but this newcomer is not what he seems.

Girlfriend/Ned Frischman: Man of Tomorrow

S1 • E3

Girlfriend/Ned Frischman: Man of Tomorrow

Dave finds a girlfriend, but is the relationship too good to last? Later, a man from 1994 goes back in time looking to conquer the simple people of the past with modern technology.

S1 • E4

Beef!/Rite of Pillage

Candy eats enchanted broccoli to make herself more appealing to a local hottie. Later, Dave undergoes his Rite of Pillage to become a real barbarian.

S1 • E5

King for a Day/Slay What?

Candy takes a vacation, naming Dave the King in her absence, but the power goes to his head. Later, Fang meets her hero, Strom the Slayer. Unfortunately, he's come to slay Faffy.

S1 • E6

Civilization/The Terror of Mecha-Dave

Candy tries to civilize Fang. Later, Cuddles creates Mecha-Dave, a clockwork duplicate, as part of his evil plot.

S1 • E7

The Way of the Dave/Beauty and the Zit

A simple hat-buying trip turns into a dangerous encounter with the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy. Later, Oswidge accidentally brings Candy's pimple to life.

S1 • E8

Band/Web

The family form a rock band, but the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy plans to use their fame against them. Then, when Candy builds up a hefty shopping bill, the only way she can stay out of trouble is to become a bill collector herself.

S1 • E9

Sorcerer Material/Sweep Dreams

It's spring and thus Dave must do what he does best: cleaning. In search of the ultimate cleaning product some heroic events will happen.

S1 • E10

Here There Be Dragons/Pipe Down!

Faffy falls in with a gang of bad dragons, who convince him to betray Dave and Fang. Then, a sibling argument between Dave and Candy accidentally awakens a terrible danger which threatens all of Udrogoth.

S1 • E11

Termites of Endearment/Thor, Loser

Dave and his family fight a swarm of magical termites with magic, weapons and decorative Knick knacks. Later, Lula's sister, Molly, comes to stay and the family has to put on a show to impress her.

The Princess and the Peabrain/Horders and Sorcery

S1 • E12

The Princess and the Peabrain/Horders and Sorcery

Sick of her princessly chores, Candy foists them onto her friends. But then the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and his dim-witted nephew attack. Later, Fang tricks Dave into joining the army, but his natural strength makes her feel inferior.

The Brutish Are Coming/The Lost Race of Reeber

S1 • E13

The Brutish Are Coming/The Lost Race of Reeber

While Oswidge puts off getting his nose and ear hair trimmed, Dave and Fang must agree on the best way to fight an oncoming band of monsters. Then, to prove to Dave that she's not selfish, Candy helps a lost tribe reclaim their kingdom from invisible monsters.

S1 • E14

Lederhosen of Doom/Floral Derangement

First, a pair of cursed German trousers turn Fang into an evil monster. Then, Fang must keep Dave from finding out what she did to his prize-winning flowers.

S1 • E15

A Pig's Story

Sick of constantly being defeated by Dave and his family, the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy forces the narrator to change the story. Can Dave defeat the evil villain AND rehearse the Pageant of Udrogoth?

S1 • E16

That Darn Ghost!/The Cow Says Moon

First, Candy finds out that all the cool kids in Udrogoth have ghosts, but the one Dave and Fang find to haunt their castle is more trouble than he's worth. Then, evil princess Irmaplotz puts Dave under a terrible (bovine) curse.

S1 • E17

Night of the Living Plush/I Love Neddy

The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy takes advantage of Candy's obsession with plush toys and Dave becomes a protest singer. Then, Ned Frischman is back with a new weapon: comedy! And Dave and his family fight him with their new weapon: a reality show!

S1 • E18

Shake, Rattle, and Roll Over/Bad Food

The family try to give Faffy obedience training, unaware that the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy is plotting to take over Udrogoth. Later, Dave tries to become a gourmet chef but his entrees keep coming to life and attacking people.

Red Sweater of Courage/Dog of the Titans

S1 • E19

Red Sweater of Courage/Dog of the Titans

A magic red sweater makes Dave idiotically brave. Then, he becomes the beloved pet of a young giantess.

S1 • E20

Fiends and Family/Plunderball

The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy poses as King Throktar to trick Fang into helping him. Then, it's the battle of the exes as Dave and Irmaplotz face off in a sporting event unlike any other.

S1 • E21

Not a Monkey/Happy Glasses

All her life, Fang has been saying that she's not a monkey, but now she's not so sure. Later, a Harvest Day gift makes the family's dreams come true...but not really.