S1 • E1
What Seinfeld would look like in the year 2027; John Madden prepares a turducken for the audience in honor of Thanksgiving; Frank pulls a co-host from the audience; three movie trailer announcers going on tour; Bill Clinton gives a tour of his Presidential library; President Bush gives his daughter a special father/daughter talk on the day of her wedding; and Frank's co-host plays Caliendo Squares with Charles Barkley.
S1 • E2
Donald Trump holds a seminar; President Bush tries to get back in America's good graces with a romantic dinner; Jack Nicholson has lost his pants; Al Pacino and Robert De Niro get a movie review show; and Sean Connery opens a voice club for men.
S1 • E3
Donald Trump opens his own one-man show on Broadway; President Bush holds press conferences during difficult times in the nation's past (Great Depression, Watergate, The crash of the RMS Titanic, etc); Al Pacino, Sean Connery, and Jack Nicholson all appear in bizarre foreign TV commercials; and in his latest role, William Shatner plays a judge.
S1 • E4
Frank portrays a manic Robin Williams, who tries to dominate the show, and offers a satirical doctoring of the series "Grey's Anatomy." Frank also does spoofs of Al Pacino, Michael Richards, Charles Barkley, and Bill Clinton in other sketches.
S1 • E5
Frank Caliendo jingles all the way in a holiday edition, mimicking Dr. Phil, a ranting Andy Rooney, and an impression of Al Gore; also a Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump cartoon is shown, and Charles Barkley hosts his own talk show, "In My 5".
S1 • E8
S1 • E9
Sketches include Trump on parenting, a parody of Mary Tyler Moore if it were done in the style of The Office, Sean Connery becomes victim of identity theft, and Shaggy and Scooby-Doo solve the mystery of who is haunting the White House.
S1 • E10
Jay Leno welcomes Harrison Ford, Dave Chappelle, and Amy Winehouse as his guests on the final episode of "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"; James Gandolfini does a commercial for a Russian vodka; Bill Clinton and Bill O'Reilly run into each other at a book expo and Clinton teaches O'Reilly how to pick up women, namely Ann Coulter; "Frank TV" does their takeoff of "Lost" starring John Madden; Al Pacino and Robert De Niro argue over how they should rate movies on their movie-review show.
S1 • E11
Judge William Shatner makes a case over a disputed fence between two neighbors more exciting; President Bush addresses the nation and announces his resignation; Bill Clinton hosts a new game show where women win money for keeping their pants on while talking to him; and what would it be like if other people did Andy Rooney's segment from 60 Minutes.
S1 • E12
Jay Leno has a session with his psychologist; John Madden promotes his new video game Grand Theft Madden; Rip Torn, Dave Chappelle and Louie Anderson ruin a celebrity charity auction; what it would look like if Donald Trump was left poor and homeless; and The Comedy Central Roast of Sean Connery.
S1 • E13
Pat O'Brien interviews stars of video games past; what would certain celebrities Oscar-winning speech would be; William Shatner and Ian McKellen fight over fans at a comic book convention; what it would look like if Jim Rome hosted a Martha Stewart type show; Andy Rooney does his commentary from the Stone Age; what would it be like if Al Pacino was in Star Wars; James Gandolfini shoots a commercial to attract vacationers to New Jersey.
S1 • E14
Harrison Ford and Sean Connery give a behind the scenes look at Indy 5; Ozzy Osbourne has trouble finding his prescription; another installment of Chuck 'n' Shaq focuses on why Shaquille O'Neal doesn't retire; Dave Chappelle buys him a new dog and then abandons it; William Shatner, Morgan Freeman and Rip Torn are denied alcohol at a restaurant, after they do not have their IDs with them; a look inside the intricate process of President Bush writing his memoir; Al Pacino gets a DVR installed.
S1 • E15
Donald Trump stars in a remake of Forrest Gump; William Shatner crashes the filming of the newest Star Trek movie; Jack Nicholson becomes a pitch-man for a sorority girls pillow fight party kit; Barry Katz, Frank's manager, has a discussion with Mike MacRae; Phil Gilford debuts his new and confusing game show Pass or Play; Yoda, Obi-Wan and Mace Windu gets stuck in airport security; and Kristoff Reok, Finland's answer to Chris Rock, showcases his unique stand-up skills.
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