S1 • E1
Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.
S1 • E2
After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.
S1 • E3
Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.
S1 • E4
The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.
S1 • E5
Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.
S1 • E6
Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.
S1 • E7
After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.
S1 • E8
Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.
S1 • E9
After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.
S1 • E10
Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.
S1 • E11
Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.
S1 • E12
After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.
S1 • E13
Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.
Armie
Brian Brain
Sammy
Charlie
Aldous
Princess Lucy
Princess Lucy
Geoffrey
Aldous