S1 • E1
A farmer's cows are being attacked when cooling off in the stock pond, emerging with missing utters. All signs lead to a group of snapping turtles, and Ernie is happy to jump on the case. The catch: the pond is overflowing with cow manure and bacteria.
S1 • E2
A critter is trapped in a cave and Turtleman and Neal must risk their lives to rescue it. They must reach the exit before they all suffocate on excessive carbon dioxide. Then, Turtleman and Neal must locate unwanted critters nestled in a hair salon.
S1 • E3
When a local radio host challenges Turtleman to venture deep into the haunted woods of Kentucky and evict a school of venomous reptiles and rabid rodents, he is sent on a wild adventure to protect his Blue Grass name and legend.
S1 • E4
Turtleman comes face-to-face with a crafty critter he has never before tackled. Then, Turtleman and Team Turtle must find and safely return a prized peacock that has gone missing from a local Renaissance Fair.
S1 • E5
Turtleman spots a vicious raccoon at an old trading post and must remove the creature without damaging the historic structure. It's man vs. beast and whoever makes the first mistake will decide the future of one of the last standing stores of its kind.
S1 • E6
A farmer's hens are mysteriously disappearing from his chicken coop, and Turtleman's called in to catch the mysterious predator.
S1 • E7
Turtleman races against the clock to save a calf that's fallen down a deep sinkhole and is in distress. Something is lurking in the Wilkins family pond - an animal so big, it broke the line Mrs. Wilkins set to trap it.
S1 • E8
Turtleman hears of a job in North Carolina - a man's duck pond is being terrorized by turtles. Just a routine job until he finds out this call has come from David Ragan, one of the biggest stars of Turtleman's favorite sport-NASCAR.
S1 • E9
Turtleman and his crew stage a daring night rescue to save turtles threatened by a band of poachers. Things don't get much brighter when a nuisance call requires Turtleman to descend thirty feet into an underground spring to remove a mysterious animal.
S1 • E10
Backwoods meets the bayou when Turtleman and Neal take a road trip down to Louisiana to investigate a mysterious predator locals call the "Beast of the Bayou." Armadillos burrows are destroying the foundation of a family's home.
S1 • E11
Turkeys are nesting inside a local corn-maze and frightening the kids who visit - now it's up to the Turtleman to find these birds and relocate them, before the maze shuts down for good.
S1 • E12
An historic Kentucky home is slated for renovation but when the owner discovers it crawling with critters, Turtleman must rescue the animals before a wrecking ball evicts them first.
S1 • E17
Varmints have taken over Ponderosa Speedway and rustling them up is too much for Turtleman alone. Together, the Turtle Team catches wily raccoons, grizzly groundhogs and a mama possum! Then, Turtleman has to track down an escaped massive boa constrictor.
S1 • E28
A serial killer is on the loose at a local farm where rabbits have been getting brutally murdered on a nightly basis. At one of the last drive-in theaters in Kentucky, an unidentified critter is threatening to halt business.
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