Incognito Cinema Warriors XP

Seasons

2008

USA

8.4

Incognito Cinema Warriors XP, or "ICWXP", for those of you with an insatiable lust for acronyms, is a direct homage/tribute to one of the greatest television sagas of yore: Lost! Well that was the original idea, but that last episode left us so wicked pissed we scrapped that and decided to do a heavy metal puppet show about a soldier stuck in a movie theater with two robots surrounded by flesh eating zombies who's forced to watch bad movies instead. But seriously folks, if you're reading this, you probably know the show we're talking about here and we miss it like Hell. Our particular addiction to it has officially crossed over from mere nerd-dom to full blown desperate cry for help severity. Combine that with our love of zombie films ("Dawn of the Dead", "Shaun of the Dead"), zombie video games, ("Dead Rising 1 and 2, Resident Evil") and lil' evil robot fighting Blue and Cyan guys from Japan, and you have ICWXP. Essentially, we took all our favorite things, tossed them in a blender and pressed frappé. The result of all this supreme nerdiness is a show that has been embraced by a surprisingly large handful of fans of "That Other Show" and no one's more shocked than us! The Kansas City, Missouri based show originally launched on MySpace with the modest Episode 1 DVD in February 2008 to a surprising response. We got friend requests and web traffic far beyond what was expected. Some of it was even nice.

Episode List

S1 • E1

Bride of the Gorilla

The Film - "Lady Frankenstein" Italy's take on the classic Frankenstein tale is the smuttiest one to date! After the Doc's phallic-headed monster bear hugs him to death, his foxy daughter Tonya decides to use his lab as a boyfriend factory! It's a steamy love story for the handicapped, as Tonya seduces not only her father's crippled lab assistant, but their mentally challenged stableboy! The star power consists of Joseph Cotton of Soylent Green fame. ICWXP Rick and the bots decide to do some much needed tidying up around run-down Cine-A-Sorrow Theater but a bum by the name of Darrell puts a serious cramp in their style. The guys let Darrell share their sanctuary from the Zom-Pocalypse but it isn't long before their house guest has royally trashed their humble adobe and some angry antics ensue. A roommate from Hell story everyone can relate to... unless you're a roommate from Hell, of course. Stop pitting out our t-shirts and do the dishes once in awhile! *Download includes .mp4 and .avi file options.

S1 • E2

Lady Frankenstein

S1 • E3

Bloody Pit of Horror

The Short - "The Talking Car" Preceeding the film is a bone-chilling short about a young boy who faces off with grumpy, demonic cars hell-bent on teaching him the rules of pedestrian safety (and giving him every complex in the book). The Film - "Bloody Pit of Horror" Mr. Universe of 1955, Mickey Hargitay (Lady Frankenstein) plays reclusive ex-actor Travis Anderson, who enjoys wearing effeminate bathrobes and brooding in his cozy castle. Along with his two live-in henchmen, he lives a life of complete and utter solitude! However, that all changes when a group of smarmy smut photographers and their fussy model girlfriends storm his lair, and it means one thing - wacky trouble! Watch Travis' noble crusade against the sinful pornographers, aided by the lovable spirit of skin-tight leotard-wearing murderer, The Crimson Executioner! Your jock area will be positively aching with sympathy pains! ICWXP There's a new face around the theater! Well, a new head, actually. Enjoy the fun as the guys meet "Zed the Head". He's not what you would expect from your average disembodied zombie head. He's really quite polite and sophisticated... when he's not trying to tear your flesh from your bones and swallow your soul. Zed quickly becomes the target of sophomoric pranks-o'-plenty at the hands of Rick & Co.

S1 • E4

Werewolf in a Girls Dormitory

The Short - "Ghost Rider" Nicholas Cage not included. This early 80's short features the spirit of a girl that burned in a bus wreck who has nothing better to do than harass unpopular kids about the perils of school bus evacuation. The Film - "Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory" When dreamy and mysterious Dr. Julian Olcott arrives to teach at a sparse girls' school, (where many of the girls are moonlighting as hookers) mangled bodies start piling up. But nevermind that, there's snooping to be done! Watch the cast of this Italian horror who-done-it as they stop at nothing to talk about the dire werewolf situation. No murderous beast is safe from being thoroughly ignored by cul-de-sac subplots and filibuster dialogue. ICWXP The guys get shaken when Dr. Blackwood is suddenly and violently replaced by an enigmatic new villain from the "Ludivico Corporation" (who seemingly Dr. B was also working for). Their new captor stands to make Dr. B's treatment of his prisoners look almost humanitarian as he pulls out all the stops to break the will of Rick and his robot pals. What's more, he seems to have met Rick before without him knowing and sports cell phone apps capable of controlling the theater's functions and even powering down Topsy & Cylon! Is it finally Doomsday at Cine-A-Sorrow? We'll see how DVD sales are...