South Park

Seasons

1997

USA

8.7

TV-MA

The misadventures of four foul-mouthed, dirty-minded, irreverent grade-schoolers who live in the quiet, dysfunctional mountain town of South Park, Colorado.

Episode List

S1 • E1

Unaired Pilot

Cartman wakes up and realizes he was abducted by aliens after hearing it from his friends. He is in major denial at first though, but even Chef is a believer.

S1 • E1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.

S1 • E2

Weight Gain 4000

Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.

S1 • E3

Volcano

The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.

S1 • E4

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.

S1 • E5

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.

S1 • E6

Death

Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.

S1 • E7

Pinkeye

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest.

S1 • E8

Starvin' Marvin

The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.

S1 • E9

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."

S1 • E10

Damien

The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.

S1 • E11

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Stan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.

S1 • E12

Mecha-Streisand

Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.

S1 • E13

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.