Royal Crackers

Seasons

2023

6.4

It tells the story of Royal Crackers, who was once the king of snacks, but the empire is crumbling. When Theodore Hornsby Sr. ends up in a coma, the rest of the Hornsbys will try to make Royal Crackers the success it once was.

Episode List

S1 • E1

Pilot

While battling over their dying father's cracker empire, brothers Theo and Stebe hope a viral marketing campaign will save the company

S1 • E2

Theo's Comeback Tour

Complications encountered on Theo's comeback tour force a fixer out of retirement, giving him a chance at a swan's song. Stebe and Deb have the house to themselves and decide to dabble with drug use.

S1 • E3

Factory 37

It's time for the annual health inspection of the factory which produces Royal Cracker's most profitable chicken flavored crackers. However, Theodore's hubris has rendered the factory no place for the faint of heart.

S1 • E4

Stebe

When the lead singer of Taint shows up intent on becoming the man of the Hornsby house, Stebe is forced to wrestle with his identity and his unconventional name.

S1 • E5

Business Mom

When Deb is nominated for business mom of the year she goes all out to project the appearance of an ideal household. At the same time Matt is lured by the charm of the Dennison family.

S1 • E6

Mayworth

It's Theordore's birthday and the day he loathes the most! The Hornsby's throw a birthday party and we get a glimpse of Theodore's past.

S1 • E7

The .1%

Will the Hornsby's fit in with the .1%, the richest people on Earth? Stebe and Deb socialize, Theo falls back into an addiction, and Matt finds love.

S1 • E8

Casa de Darby

The entirety of "Casa the Darby" is a homage to Home Alone, down to the two thieves looking just like the Wet Bandits.

S1 • E9

CrackerCon

Stebe's creation "Captain Cracker" is left on the cutting room floor while Theo undergoes his nuanced and personal preparation to be the Royal Cracker's headliner at this Year's CrackerCon.