Newhart

Seasons

1982

7.8

TV-G

The misadventures of an author-turned-innkeeper and his friends in rural Vermont.

Episode List

S1 • E1

In the Beginning

New York couple Dick and Joanna Loudon purchase the Stratford Inn in rural Vermont.

Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A-Mould'ring in the Grave

S1 • E2

Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A-Mould'ring in the Grave

Dick and Joanna are horrified to discover a 300 year-old grave in their basement belonging to a woman who was hanged as a witch.

S1 • E3

Hail to the Councilman

Dick is persuaded to run for the town council.

S1 • E4

Shall We Gather at the River?

Dick is in the doghouse when he persuades Joanna to attend the town's annual River Party and chaos ensues.

S1 • E5

This Probably Is Condemned

The staff of the Stratford Inn pitch together to help Kirk get his café up to code after a surprise visit from the health inspector.

S1 • E6

No Tigers at the Circus

Dick becomes disenchanted with the Stratford when its application to be made a historical landmark is denied.

S1 • E7

The Perfect Match

Kirk is jealous when an old flame of Leslie's appears with a proposal.

Some Are Born Writers... Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them

S1 • E8

Some Are Born Writers... Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them

Dick reluctantly helps an aspiring author make it in the business.

S1 • E9

No Room at the Inn

Dick and Joanna's much-awaited first Christmas in Vermont ends up being not so traditional after all when a massive snowstorm strands them and everyone else at the Stratford.

S1 • E10

The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet

Dick and Joanna play marriage counselors when the flaky wife of a senator leaves her husband and comes to the Stratford.

S1 • E11

Sprained Dreams

Kirk has a date with Leslie. Dick decides he wants to go skiing but since he doesn't know how to ski he gets Leslie to go since she's an Olympic skiing hopeful. One thing leads to another and she winds up with a knee injury that will probably end her dreams. Kirk and all of Leslie's school friends wind up angry with Dick.

S1 • E12

The Way We Thought We Were

George is dismayed when an old flame returns after thirty-one years and has changed completely.

S1 • E13

The Visitors

Dick and Joanna feel left out when some old friends visit the Inn but spend no time with them.

S1 • E14

What Is This Thing Called Lust?

Leslie's cousin is about to be wed and has set her lustful sights on next-door Kirk for some passion in her life.

S1 • E15

Breakfast Theatre

An aging, unfunny comic who is an old friend of Dick's uses the Stratford to jump start his career, despite Joanna's objections.

S1 • E16

Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose

While Kirk goes in for surgery, Larry, Darryl and Darryl mind the Minuteman Café.

S1 • E17

A View from the Bench

Dick, George and Kirk embark on a trip to Boston to attend a Celtics game, meanwhile Joanna and Leslie prepare for the arrival of a celebrity at the Inn.