Fugget About It

S1 • E1

Unaired Pilot

S1 • E1

Hate Crime Legislation Is for P...

Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to 'learn a few moves'. After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.

S1 • E2

The Full Mountie

McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.

S1 • E3

Screw You Mr. Wonderful

Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.

S1 • E4

The Man with No Ass

Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.

S1 • E5

Cousin Sammy Dies in the End

When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.

S1 • E6

Rainbows and Painted Hos

Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.

S1 • E7

Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City

After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.

S1 • E8

Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear

Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.

S1 • E9

Petey Gets God'd

Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.

S1 • E10

The Oracle of Vagina

Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her 'predictions' come true.

S1 • E11

The Horny Bastard

Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.

S1 • E12

Sex on Ice

Cookie thinks Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy."

S1 • E13

Hunts with Handgun

After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.