S1 • E1
S1 • E1
Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to 'learn a few moves'. After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.
S1 • E2
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.
S1 • E3
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
S1 • E4
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.
S1 • E5
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.
S1 • E6
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.
S1 • E7
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
S1 • E8
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.
S1 • E9
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.
S1 • E10
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her 'predictions' come true.
S1 • E11
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
S1 • E12
Cookie thinks Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy."
S1 • E13
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.
Cookie Falcone
Jimmy Falcone
Theresa Falcone
Gina Falcone
Uncle Cheech
Petey
Special Agent Strait McCool
Toby
Annabelle Westminster
The Virgin Mary