S1 • E1
After a trip to the local cinema Ron meets Eth, who Pa Glum mistakes for a wealthy heir to a grocery chain, and insists that Ron woos her.
S1 • E2
Eth is horrified to discover Ron does not possess a birth certificate, derailing her marriage plans.
S1 • E3
To help with the family's finances Pa Glum decides to take on a boarder, a Frenchman named Rogér De Pong.
S1 • E4
After Eth confesses her love for Yul Brynner Ron decides to shave his head, to Pa Glum's horror.
S1 • E5
Pa Glum insists Ron sows his wild oats with more experienced women before marrying Eth.
S1 • E6
S1 • E7
Ron is a contestant on the TV quiz show Money for Nothing, to Pa Glum and Eth's delight.
S1 • E8
S1 • E9
Father
Eth
Ted the landlord
Mr. Proudlock
Tattooist
Counsellor
Burglar
Office manager
Surgeon
Policeman