Believe Nothing

Season

2002

UK

7.5

Britain's cleverest man and leading moral philosopher, Quadruple Professor Adonis Cnut, tackles some of the world's most pressing problems assisted by his slavelike butler and a beautiful but mentally-unbalanced colleague.

Episode List

S1 • E1

Get Rich Quick

Adonis is kicking himself after vetoing the Professorship of the attractive Dr Hannah Awkward without even meeting her. He also faces the problem of trying to persuade the public to eat GM food. What clever plan can he concoct?

S1 • E2

Prepare to Meteor Maker

Even quadruple Professor Adonis Cnut can't solve this problem, can he? A meteor is going to collide with the Earth wiping out all life. Plus, a national newspaper is going to expose the treason of his butler Albumen.

May as Well Face It, You're Addicted to Fudge

S1 • E3

May as Well Face It, You're Addicted to Fudge

While Albumen causes problems by getting Hannah addicted to his home-made fudge, which he is illegally selling in old Imperial weights. Cnut conspires with President Shrub and the Prime Minister to engineer the invasion of Cuba.

S1 • E4

Double First

Adonis Cnut is suspected of murdering Professor Sheridan Brinsley after appearing on a talk show with him. He also confesses to Professor Awkward that he is impotent. Albumen suspects something is very wrong here, but what?

S1 • E5

The Unhappy Eater

After winning a Nobel Prize, Adonis Cnut is tasked with rediscovering the formula to an antidepressant. But the person who hid it is in jail for eating 11 of his students. Can Cnut trace the formula and will it work on Hannah?

S1 • E6

Just a Minute

Adonis Cnut tackles global warming, solves a mystery from the Watergate scandal and makes a new BBC TV series. But Albumen and Hannah fall ill. Only Henry Kissinger holds the key to all this.