Hey Landlord!

S1 • E1

Pursuit of a Dream

S1 • E2

If She Catches the Bouquet, I'll Die

Dedicated bachelor Chuck is unhappy: his girlfriend Shirley is becoming possessive and overprotective.

S1 • E3

From Out of the Past Comes the Thundering Hoofbeats

Woody, overcome by nostalgia when he finds his old childhood radio in tie basement, insists on restoring the relic.

S1 • E4

The Daring Duo vs. the Incredible Captain Kill

Woody and Chuck's script for a toy talking-crow may win Woody a job as writer for a toy company, if the dialog impresses the company managers.

S1 • E5

Instant Family

Woody falls for a new tenant, a divorceé with two children. He worries over the difference in their ages. Chuck even asks Ellenhorn if he has any advice. The situation comes to a head when Woody's parents unexpectedly drop in on a romantic restaurant dinner.

S1 • E6

The Shapes of Wrath

Chuck tries his luck as a model for an advertisement being shot by Jack Ellenhorn, but proves to be unmanageable, driving Jack to inadvertently hire a hit man. In his remorse, he confesses to Woody and Chuck that he can't even remember what the man looked like, putting Chuck into a panic.

S1 • E7

Chuck Nobody

Chuck gets the shock of his life when his childhood baby-sitter tells him that he was adopted.

S1 • E8

The Long Hot Bus

Woody's Uncle Dwight is a Miami bus driver who wants to visit Woody in New York, so he takes a slight detour with the company bus.

S1 • E9

Safari

Woody and Chuck are determined to not end up on a weekend night with their old friends at the same dull party destination, so they go looking for girls. They find some tourists at a movie theatre but they go off with some guys leaving the show, then at an arcade, they find some receptive girls whose tough boyfriends soon show up.

S1 • E10

When You Need a Hidden Room, You Can Never Find One

While waiting for a coal shipment Woody and Chuck find the building's original blueprints, and a heretofore unknown room is shown. They try to locate it in the girl's apartment, but break into Ellenhorn's dark room. Later the find the room, one that Woody's Uncle used as a secret sanctuary.

S1 • E11

Divorce, Bachelor Style

Woody and Chuck squabble, feeling that neither respects the other's space, resulting with them splitting everything down the middle and share nothing.

S1 • E12

Sizzling Sidney

An exciting young secretary is Woody's latest heartthrob, but he's consumed with jealousy when she seems to be interested in her boss, a rich playboy publisher who's in his forties. This is considered unseemly great age to Woody, who challenges him to a showdown.

S1 • E13

The Big Fumble

Boasting that tickets to the big game can be had, Chuck forces Woody to beg for them from a star player on the visiting team. They went to high school together in Ohio, but the egomaniac footballer has no recollection of him, and the boys must wait in a long line at the box office.

S1 • E14

By the Sea, or at Least Rent It

When Woody and Chuck can't make the rent on the beach house, they con Ellenhorn into going in with the promise of a quiet, peaceful stay with only the three of them. But before they realize it, three beautiful beach bunnies and then a bunch of freeloading musicians insinuate themselves into the crowded shack. When Ellenhorn arrives, they try to hide their new roommates.

S1 • E15

How're You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm, After They've Seen the Rug?

Woody and Chuck become ant hunters to find suitable replacements for the prized insects that escaped from a vacationing tenant's ant farm.

S1 • E16

Go Directly to Jail

In the park, Woody and Chuck mistake a mugger for a victim, and try to fight a cop trying to arrest the crook. They are set free after a trial, but the holdup man, now on the lam, comes to the apartment and has the hapless duo, and soon, one by one, all their visitors, held at gunpoint.

S1 • E17

Roommate, Stay Away from My Door

Woody and Chuck are keeping away from their shared apartment believing that the other has a date and a desire for privacy.

S1 • E18

A Legend Dies

Chuck is recruited by the police to talk his old street gang, "The Gladiators", out of engaging in a ramble. He gets too involved and another former gang member that's made a successful career in crime with a bookie joint fronting as a laundry, must intervene.

S1 • E19

Oh, How We Danced

Woody recalls his college days when he and fellow fraternity-pledge Chuck were victims of a hazing stunt that nearly got them expelled.

S1 • E20

The Screen Queen Quiz

Woody and Chuck are contestants on "The Screen Queen Quiz", a show offering the winner a date with a starlet.

S1 • E21

Same Time, Same Station, Same Girl

Woody and Chuck have an unexpected new tenant, a young blonde that cons them into staying rent free in Ellenhorn's apartment while he's on a picture assignment.. But he gets back sooner than the boys expect, so they talk him into moving in with them. Unfortunately, they are incompatible room mates with the fussy photographer.

S1 • E22

How Do You Follow Hi-Lites from Hamlet?

A play that Woody has written is going to be produced, but not on a Broadway stage, it's women's club in Garden City. They prove to be hopelessly inept and frustrating, but the play is obtuse and overly arty anyway, so Chuck tries to add some low comedy.

S1 • E23

Woody, Can You Spare a Sister?

Sally Field begins a series of guest appearances as Woodys kid sister, Bonnie, who impulsively stops her wedding in mid-vow and takes off-for a taste of life in New York City.

S1 • E24

Sharin' Sharon

Chuck's plan to test a new girl friend's loyalty backfires when Woody's sister warns the victim.

S1 • E25

Big Brother Is Watching You

To get back at her snoopy brother, Bonnie Banner goes to a wild party with a hipster named Beast. Worried Woody follows, and is soon hip-deep in mod mayhem.

S1 • E26

A Little Off the Top

The boys checkout the men's grooming salon where Bonnie works and encounter an obnoxious egotist called Mr. Gregory (Paul Lynde).

S1 • E27

Testing, One Two

The boys need money in a hurry to rent tuxedos for Ellenhorn's gallery show, so they go to a scientific research facility. There they get paid to participate in grueling food and sleep deprivation experiments. After they're over, they show up ill-suited to help host the event.

S1 • E28

Swingle City, East

Woody and Chuck turn the brownstone apartment house into a spa for single swingers to the disgust of irritable Ellenhorn, who hasn't a moment of peace.

S1 • E29

Czech Your Wife, Sir?

Woody and Chuck's new tenant is Emile Kucheck, a famous high-wire acrobat from Czechoslovakia. While he's away at a performance upstate, the boys must look after Mrs. Kucheck, who's very pregnant, and doesn't speak English. Problems mount when they must take her to the hospital when the delivery becomes imminent.

S1 • E30

The Dinner Who Came to Man

Cheerleaders from school days are invited to candlelight hopeful sexy dinner but the girls have become Nuns.

S1 • E31

Aunt Harriet Wants You

Ellenhorn warily accepts to take woody's visiting Aunt on a blind date, but he didn't realize she'd be pretty much his polar opposite. He's a high-strung, whiny introvert, and she's a brash, loudmouthed army sergeant who emasculates him on a date, and starts, and wins a fight in a restaurant.