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How difficult is it to get a fatwa placed on someone? John travels to the UK Shariah court to find out - and he chooses an unlikely Australian rival as his proposed fatwa-ee. Next John takes a spirit walk in Arizona with the Peyote Way Church of God, and ingests the sacred Peyote drug in an attempt at divine insights into the universe. And what would be of our favourite Channel 9 shows if Jamie Packer was to become a practicing Scientologist?
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John travels to Japan to learn the way of the Buddha, but finds it painful when he can't be able to talk to the leader.
S1 • E3
John travels to California to try to join KKK. But first he must go through the Grand Dragon, this proves difficult as John can't join because of his Jewish heritage.
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John goes to the Salt Lake City to pitch his idea for a Mormon film.
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Sick and tired of Mormons knocking on people's doors to try to get them into their religion, John gives them a taste of their own medicine.
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John tries to promote world peace to Palestinian and Israel activists by bringing in Sara-Marie from Big Brother to throw around her two cents in the issue to try to solve it.
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Encouraged by Australian soccer legend Johnny Warren, John travels to Mozambique to lift the thirty year curse on the Australian soccer team - but will he be successful?
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In the final episode, John faces his demons, undergoing a Christian exorcism by preacher Bob Larson.
Self
Self - Announcer
Bad Ass Bob
Scientology Contestant
Atheist Door-answerer
Sicilian waitress
Self - Atheist Door-knocker
Self
Self
Young Rove