S1 • E1
Meet Chelsea. She's a saucy comedian who isn't afraid to speak her mind--and she's taking on the world of pop culture, one miserable celebrity at a time. In this first episode, our funny gal searches for a new gay best friend, has a powwow with celebrity look-a-likes, brings us a Hispanic version of "Laguna Beach," and tackles relationships, taking an in depth look at one-night stands. Whew.
S1 • E2
Chelsea is on the hunt for the perfect personal assistant, quizzes an elderly bowling league on pop culture and brings an extreme makeover to the homeless.
S1 • E3
Chelsea chaperones a blind date for little kids, brings a lie detector to work and wraps up the show with an internet clip about getting kicked in the most precious of places. (Ouch!) Plus, see our funny gal get an urban hair makeover.
S1 • E4
Chelsea picnics with a group of B-level celebs and shows us a youthful parody of plastic surgery reality shows.
S1 • E5
Chelsea conflicts with her entourage and conducts a celebrity interview, making one too many rips on reality TV. Plus, get her views on male private parts!
S1 • E6
Chelsea has a round table dinner with some A-list celebrity look-a-likes and then interviews Gary Coleman while getting a massage. Also featured: Midget Wars. Sweet.
S1 • E7
Chelsea decides to take a pole dancing class, finding out that it's not as easy as it looks. Then she gets a cooking lesson from Mary-Anne of Gilligan's Island. (Sadly, the two segments are unrelated.)
S1 • E8
Eat your heart out, Simon Cowell! We've got your American Idol right here! Chelsea stops by a Hollywood vocal coach to lay down some tracks. She then imagines what some of our most popular TV would look like if they aired in foreign countries. Plus, our sassy comedian goes in for a plastic surgery consultation.
S1 • E9
Chelsea crashes a traditional Mexican dinner party--but will her wild ways get her deported? And in anticipation of her impending fame, she prepares for the possibility of a celebrity scandal. Plus, Chelsea helps two women out on blind dates by giving them each a play-by-play. Can she make a love match?
S1 • E10
Our fearless funny gal returns to the retirement home to gab about the wonders of Tommy Lee and nipple piercing, gets rid of some pent-up anger during a Krav Maga class, and holds auditions for her very own house-band.
S1 • E11
Chelsea draws on her own experiences while teaching a one-night-stand etiquette class, competes in a world's worst driver competition, and then sits down with Janice Dickinson for some saucy talk.
S1 • E12
Chelsea considers pet adoption, then considers dating advice from the elderly. Finally, she discovers that finding a fan-club president isn't as easy as she thought.
Self - Hostess
Anthony Squiggle
Doctor Patel
Squiggle
Book Club Hostess
Midget Wars Host
Stephanie
Ty
Little Girl - Chelsea's Clubhouse
Chuey's Father