S1 • E1
Janice's estranged husband Eddie finally returns after having gone out for cigarettes three years earlier.
S1 • E2
Carol Anne mistakenly suspects that Tom is having an affair with Janice.
S1 • E3
Carol Anne and Janice bury the hatchet; Wayne has a disappointing date with Janice; Carol Anne unwittingly steals Tom's potential new job; Norris goes on TV to preach his philosophy of Not Thinking.
S1 • E4
When Tom's son comes to town, he goes to great lengths to hide him from Carol Anne. Meanwhile, Norris finds a disciple in Medea, who caught his act on TV.
S1 • E5
Carol Anne flips out when she learns that Tom has a son; Janice schools Edda on the ways of boys; Tom and Dylan go on a camping trip; Weldon receives shocking news about Desmond's son; Desmond has gallbladder surgery.
S1 • E6
Janice spends time with Eddie and realizes that he'll never grow up. Meanwhile, Dylan talks Edda into running away from home.
S1 • E7
Foul play is suspected when Wayne's father is accidentally "shot by a deer." As Janice attempts to console Wayne, Tom uses the funeral as an opportunity to network with potential investors.
S1 • E8
Mr. Weldon gets a toupee, which leads to a falling-out with Desmond. Meanwhile, the gods interfere with Tom's business deal, and Norris channels a dead comedian.
S1 • E9
Mr. Weldon's new piano, which is slated for a performance at Carnegie Hall, suffers a series of misfortunes. Meanwhile, Desmond quits, and Janice goes undercover to pay a visit to her ex's girlfriend.
S1 • E10
Taki offers Tom $5 million to divorce Carol Anne and let him have her; Edda is upset that she must rehearse with Dustin for the school play; Mr. Weldon and Desmond take Norris to a psychiatrist.
S1 • E11
Norris goes to work at the piano factory; Janice develops a mysterious rash; Tom leaves Carol Anne; Edda agrees to go out with Dustin; Wayne and Janice become engaged while she's unconscious; Carol Anne has a secret admirer.
S1 • E12
Mr. Weldon invites a Czech pianist to the mansion, but she becomes more smitten with Norris, who's been exiled to the barn. Meanwhile, Janice halfheartedly agrees to marry Wayne, and Carol Anne ditches her new beau and reconciles with Tom.
S1 • E13
Janice and Edda break up with Wayne and Dustin; Norris' mother returns and makes Mr. Weldon jealous by carrying on with Desmond; Carol Anne's ex pursues Janice; a tornado strikes during Edda's western-themed birthday party.
Janice Pasetti
Carol Anne Smithson
Desmond
Norris Weldon
Edda Pasetti
Harris Weldon
Tom Smithson
Off. Wayne Kasmurski
Richard Peyton
Viva